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There’s Always Next Year!

I was totally devastated* to flip through this and find that I wasn’t featured.

I bet I was Number 51 and justmissed the cut.

Yeah, that’s it.

“Totally devastated” is a slight exaggeration. Okay, to be honest, it’s a grand exaggeration. But it was a funny thought, don’t you think? (Say yes.)

©2011 Suburban Scrawl

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  • Patois February 15, 2011, 1:14 pm

    Totally must be the case.

  • LceeL February 15, 2011, 1:19 pm

    You got robbed. 48, 49 easy.

  • Megryansmom February 15, 2011, 1:21 pm

    Silly girl, neither one of us made the list, because technically, we're suburbanites. And unlike Rahm I no longer keep a property in the city. But on the suburban list you and I are surely tied for #1.

  • Tara R. February 15, 2011, 1:54 pm

    The list was rigged! I'm calling now to cancel my subscription!

  • Liz@thisfullhouse February 15, 2011, 2:14 pm

    Beeeeecause, you are more than mostly beautiful…my friend…stupid magazine!

  • Jennifer February 15, 2011, 10:30 pm

    I can shop at the Mart now? Freaking awesome. Now who's gonna give me some money?

  • k a t i e February 15, 2011, 11:00 pm

    They didn't feature you purely so these young and impressionable youth of today don't feel like there's just no hope they'll never live up to your beauty and grace. Put lesser mortals in, and Bam! They've got something obtainable to look up to!

  • Heather E February 16, 2011, 1:52 am

    Honestly, I think you were robbed. (OR you were TOO beautiful to be #1 so they just skipped you altogether!)

  • Melissa February 16, 2011, 2:37 am

    I'm telling you…if they come up with a Top 50 of the suburbs I know you are a shoe in for the top 10….

  • WeaselMomma February 16, 2011, 12:18 pm

    I take it that I didn't make the list either?

    I bet I was 52.

  • @NYCPatty February 16, 2011, 5:23 pm

    I want a recount!:)

  • Michelle February 18, 2011, 5:20 am

    *snort* MAYbe #52. But definitely no lower than #54.

  • As Cape Cod Turns February 20, 2011, 3:47 pm

    Ohhh, you are #1 on my list 🙂

    My verification word is marva, just like you marvalous!