I was totally devastated* to flip through this and find that I wasn’t featured.
I bet I was Number 51 and justmissed the cut.
Yeah, that’s it.
“Totally devastated” is a slight exaggeration. Okay, to be honest, it’s a grand exaggeration. But it was a funny thought, don’t you think? (Say yes.)
©2011 Suburban Scrawl
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Totally must be the case.
You got robbed. 48, 49 easy.
Silly girl, neither one of us made the list, because technically, we're suburbanites. And unlike Rahm I no longer keep a property in the city. But on the suburban list you and I are surely tied for #1.
The list was rigged! I'm calling now to cancel my subscription!
Beeeeecause, you are more than mostly beautiful…my friend…stupid magazine!
I can shop at the Mart now? Freaking awesome. Now who's gonna give me some money?
They didn't feature you purely so these young and impressionable youth of today don't feel like there's just no hope they'll never live up to your beauty and grace. Put lesser mortals in, and Bam! They've got something obtainable to look up to!
Honestly, I think you were robbed. (OR you were TOO beautiful to be #1 so they just skipped you altogether!)
I'm telling you…if they come up with a Top 50 of the suburbs I know you are a shoe in for the top 10….
I take it that I didn't make the list either?
I bet I was 52.
I want a recount!:)
*snort* MAYbe #52. But definitely no lower than #54.
Ohhh, you are #1 on my list 🙂
My verification word is marva, just like you marvalous!