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A (Terrible) Cleaning Product Poem

When you’re feeling extra sloppity,
Or you spill something that’s totally gloppity,
Or your stuff goes flippity floppity
And you don’t feel like pulling out the big ole’ moppity

Don’t be a total dippity;
Tell yourself to get a grippity.
Stop those tears from being all drippity
And grab yourself the wipes that are wippity*.

*I was not compensated in any way, shape, or form by the makers of Wippity Wipes for writing this piece of garbage. Just sayin’.

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  • Tom November 22, 2009, 9:43 pm

    Amazing. Your versity could have been worsity, but you pulled it offity with aplombity.

  • The Microblogologist November 22, 2009, 10:09 pm

    You are now on my list of favorite poets! Hehehe, I find this quite amusing =)

  • Tara R. November 22, 2009, 11:24 pm

    That was beautiful.

  • Heather November 23, 2009, 2:32 am

    you are so cute, you crack me up! i hope you had a good weekend!

  • Momo Fali November 23, 2009, 3:11 am

    But, you SHOULD have been paid. That? Was awesome.

  • LceeL November 23, 2009, 1:25 pm

    Of course, in MY mind, 'ity', through word association, leads to titty, and now my mind is going to be stuck there all damn day.

  • Anonymous November 23, 2009, 1:27 pm

    Loved your poem I will make sure NOT to buy them.

    Love Grandma W

  • House of Jules November 23, 2009, 3:06 pm

    Very Nice, how much?

    Bee Tee Dubs: Their tagline is great! "It's like a spill never happened!" They might as well have a gold sticker that says it's the #1 clean-up aide for murderers.

  • NYC Girl November 23, 2009, 3:24 pm

    LOL! That's too funny! 🙂

  • WeaselMomma November 23, 2009, 3:42 pm

    You're right. That poem is terrible. I mean really terrible, but it still made me smile and laugh.

  • Sue November 24, 2009, 3:22 am

    That was lovely. Really.